||[Apr. 1st, 2014|11:49 am]
A hobby of mine: making prolonged eye contact with carelessly aimed cellphone cameras in public, on the off chance that the NSA is surveilling me by crowdsourcing compromised phones. The benefit: retaining my awareness of the unblinking eyes all around us in this modern culture.|
"Oh my God he's LOOKING RIGHT AT US! We're compromised! DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING!"
You're welcome, America.